There's actually a hoity-toity brand in stores -- probably not the stores I shop -- selling poached salmon-en-papillote-flavored canned food for those oh-so-discriminating cats.
Do these people actually HAVE cats? Have they ever spent any time with one? Because if they did, they'd know what makes cats do the freaky dance.
Cat butts. Feline poop-chutes. Pink buttons. Kitty puckers.
Yup, if cat food manufacturers REALLY want happy cats, why don't they just make cat-butt flavored cat food? Can you imagine a cat who could resist it?
And while they're at it, they should market balls-flavored dog food. I mean really, they'd have an instant best-seller.
Yours in Self-Satisfied Work Avoidance,