Chas Weighs In

CHAS: "I gained TWO POUNDS from all that junk I ate Saturday."

ME: "Do we have any cookies?"

CHAS: "I've been so good this week: other than that piece of birthday cake I've had no sweets . . . no ice cream or cookies . . . I didn't eat Smedley's birthday cupcake . . . no bread, no leftover pizza . . . scrambled eggs for breakfast and tuna in a cup for lunch . . ."

ME: "Oh, I know, we have ice cream, don't we?"

CHAS: "Because my pants were riding up and I thought, "NO MORE of this.'"

ME, MOUTH FULL OF ICE CREAM: "Yep, you saved all those carb calories for a beer sandwich, didn't you?"

CHAS: "One beer surrounded by two other beers."

ME: "Are you sure there are no cookies?"

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[foolery]

I will pass that along, Big Apple. Billy-Bob is relentless when it comes to the scale. Hell give up everything but meat and beer to achieve it. :)

[daryl]

ah billybob .. if you drink them standing up, they have no calories and i think dockers is selling elastic waist pants for men .. signed, your friend Big Apple

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They come in threes only, Cheeky. Coming right up.

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I'll take a wine wrap. Or three.

[foolery]

Ill see if we have any left, Frances.

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I'll take two of each please.