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I see that God has a Twitter account.
I understand why He has over 100,000 followers -- woefully fewer followers than any given Kardashian train wreck -- but God apparently chooses to follow only one person. Who?
Ah, of course. But I was particularly intrigued by Twitter's assessment of God's Twitter peers: I wonder . . . if I had prayed to North Korea, would I have gotten bigger boobs? It's worth finding out.
Posted at 10:45 AM in The Internutz | Permalink
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I wish I had thought of that, 40Candles . . . I may have to follow Lewis Black to find out. Rats. Thanks for commenting!
May 14, 2012 at 09:12 PM
This is too funny! I had no idea God had Twitter peers. Does Lewis Black have God listed as his Twitter peer?
May 14, 2012 at 08:08 PM
God may be onto something, Meg. Perhaps theres more to Justin Bieber than just hair and OH GAHHH I CANNOT FINISH THIS SENTEN--
May 02, 2012 at 09:55 AM
God follows Beebs? Isn't he, like, so 2 years ago? Beebs, I mean. Not God. God is eternal.
Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food |
May 02, 2012 at 09:49 AM
Ill find a good shady place to stand in case that happens, Ron -- thanks!
May 01, 2012 at 07:58 AM
Oh, of course I had to follow your link, Daryl, and was delighted to read the names: God, God, Faith in God, Gods Daily Love, God, Ricky Gervais, Praise God . . .
May 01, 2012 at 07:56 AM
"I wonder . . . if I had prayed to North Korea, would I have gotten bigger boobs? It's worth finding out."
Let's hope. It's either that or you get turned into a pile of salt.
Audubon Ron |
May 01, 2012 at 06:08 AM
had to go, of course, to Twitter and search for god (hell this is the closest to worship I've been in .. well .. forever .. except when I thought I lost that ring and prayed ... yeah, good times) anyway .. it seems your god has competition (isnt it always the way?) .. check it out
Daryl aka Big Apple |
May 01, 2012 at 05:54 AM
you are so lucky, missy, that I was not drinking anything when I read this .. as it is, everyone in my office thinks I am insane .. sitting here laughing my flat Jewish ass off
Daryl aka Big Apple |
May 01, 2012 at 05:52 AM
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