Used with permission; original version at Wikimedia Commons
I think the worst start to a day would be rushing about grabbing clothes in a huge hurry and accidentally grabbing the pair of undies that should have been tossed out when the dog chewed through the crotch but not having enough time to find better ones in the clean laundry pile that looms in the corner of the bedroom and having to wear those largely crotchless undies anyway
Hypothetically speaking I mean









And then I put it on the Internet for all the world to read. : )
Posted by: foolery | April 23, 2012 at 03:07 PM
my grandma always warned me about wearing tattered underwear because think of how embarrassed you would be if you got into an accident and the paramedics had to cut off your clothes and there would be your shameful secret for all to see
ok my grandma was born in like 1895 so she was kinda prim about stuff like that
just glad you survived that episode with your reputation intact
Posted by: Cactus Petunia | April 23, 2012 at 02:23 PM
And thats why theyre so necessary (for me) once in a while. Empties the brain.
Posted by: foolery | April 18, 2012 at 07:48 AM
I almost went no-punctuation for my post last night, but then it got too long, so I had to punctuate. But when it was in my head, there was none.
Posted by: Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food | April 18, 2012 at 04:20 AM
another fashion trend launched
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | April 17, 2012 at 08:35 AM
oh my ..
Posted by: daryl | April 16, 2012 at 07:57 AM
you should be their PR person Miss Faux and thanks as always for reading my crap good friend
here ends the no punctuation for the month as it tires me out trying not to do a Throw Mama From The Train A Kiss construction
Posted by: foolery | April 15, 2012 at 07:44 PM
there was an exotic lingerie store near our house that recently burned down i wanted to see a fire-sale sign stating dirty panties now half off
thanks for forcing me into a no punctuation comment my friend
nice post
Posted by: fauxmccoy | April 15, 2012 at 03:37 PM
And to think I have a lingerie-creating dog right here, and all I have to do is ignore him for a while and not put the laundry away!
Posted by: foolery | April 14, 2012 at 07:40 PM
They pay big money for that type of clothing at Fredrick's
Posted by: Rick's Cafe | April 14, 2012 at 07:01 PM
The dog moonlights at Victoria's Secret
Posted by: Britton Minor | April 14, 2012 at 06:20 AM