I made this in 2009 but in light of the passing of Kim Jong Il over the weekend, I think a repeat is in order. I mean, out of respect, it's the least I can do.
With apologies to anyone and everyone who's ever seen, heard, loved, and even hated "The Sound of Music."
He dines on lobster every day
Lives large without a care
With starving people on the ground
And missiles in the air
And though he's dressed austerely
He has Elvis Presley hair
Aboard his private train around the country
He's really into movies
Such as "Rambo" and "Top Gun"
He kidnapped a director
So he'd have a pet for fun
I hate to have to say it
But I think his time is done
Kim Jong-Il's not an asset to the country
I'd like to say a word in his behalf
Kim Jong-Il makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
Where'll his nuclear cloud be coming down?
How do we side-step war with North Korea?
The flibbertijibbet! The will-o'-the wisp! The clown!
Many a starving soul would like to shell him
Many of us would opt to lend a hand
But how do you make him stay
For, "Go ahead -- make my day"
How do you train the cross hairs on this man?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Korea?
How 'bout we ship him to Afghanistan?
Not a genius at all, Jason -- just someone with too many voices in her head, all of them silly. but thank you very much for reading!
Posted by: foolery | January 02, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I am so glad I saw this again! You are a genius.
I'm pretty sure I've said that before here.
Posted by: Jason | January 02, 2012 at 09:40 AM
I see a musical in your future.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 22, 2011 at 08:34 AM
I remember and you are BRILLIANT!!
Posted by: Debbie | December 19, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Fabulous!!!
Posted by: Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food | December 19, 2011 at 08:25 AM
OMG this is fcuking brilliant ..
Posted by: Daryl | December 19, 2011 at 07:48 AM