5. Bad photography.
4. Unscrewing all CFLs and fluorescent light bulbs (working to make candlelight contractually required at my workplace).
3. Make sure everyone around you is nearsighted, drunk or both.
2. Hang out with octogenarians exclusively.
1. Stay fat -- it pops the wrinkles out from the inside.
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Hilarious indeed. You did a good job on that one. I'll definitely take not of those anti-aging secrets!
Posted by: Longevity Time | March 29, 2012 at 08:42 AM
LOL! you are great! made my day!
Posted by: אנטי אייג'ינג | February 21, 2012 at 04:27 AM
Youd be surprised how many of these I rely on on a regular basis, Debbie. No -- youd be horrified. ; )
Posted by: foolery | November 12, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Amen, but how would you know? You have NONE!
Posted by: Debbie | November 12, 2011 at 11:02 AM