As Smart As a Whip, As Silly As Her Mother

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Smedley is studying similes in school.

"Mama, I need some help finishing this sentence with a simile: 'When I sneezed in class I felt like a . . .' "

[dramatic pause here as she gathered her thoughts]

" . . . doofus that sneezed but that's not right because he IS the doofus that sneezed!"

Comments

[Daryl]

Ga'bless Google: Lang lebn zolt i

[Daryl]

I stopped anon posting because of that a-hole .. I also reported him to Google because I am a bi-ach ...

As for Smedley .. tell her I said Lay-ben-suz-ter (its Yiddish for god bless you but I have no idea how its actually spelled)

[Meg]

OH! I had a post from Mr. Rambo too. But I deleted it. Now, the sneeze simile? That girl is a smart one. She'll keep you on your toes.

[foolery]

boB and CBW, as long as there is no direct abuse Ill leave Johns comment, but with a disabled link. We can have all kinds of fun with John. Gosh, Im already starting to miss him. Maybe I still have a chance?

[Chesapeake Bay Woman]

John paid me a visit today. Twice! It looks like more than one doofus is sneezing all over the place.

Gesundheit.

The fact that Smedley recognizes a doofus at this young age is wonderful. She's going to be one very wise and savvy American woman.

[boB Cleveland]

John's writing has a distinctively feminine flair, and John's sentence structure and wording suggest John may not be American. So I can think of two reasons for his tirade.

Or her.

Probably his.

[foolery]

Well miss you terribly, John.

[John Rambo]

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

[Life with Kaishon]

So funny! : ) I hope he came up with a good one!