(Original image stolen from this site)
Overheard on a car trip recently, when the pressure of being imprisoned in a car together for 12 hours became too much . . .
Sparky: "If I'm a turd then you're a turd and we are turd family."
Foolery: "Hey, don't count me in that!"
Smedley: "I think it comes from Daddy's side."
That's my girl.