(Original photo stolen from these guys)
NICE LADY ON THE PHONE: Hello, may I speak with Laurie . . . Laggrawn, please?
ME: This is Laurie.
CONFIDENT LADY ON THE PHONE: Hello Miss . . . Laggrawn, how are you today? This is Rapunzel from [COMPANY NAME]. We notice that you-all are not getting any hits on Yahoo or Google, and --
ME: We're an advertising agency, with only local clients. We're doing just fine.
MYSTIFIED RAPUNZEL LADY ON THE PHONE: So you-all are happy that way? That folks can't even find you?
ANNOYED RAPUNZEL LADY ON THE PHONE: Okay, thank you.
Someday I'll tell you how I get rid of ink and toner people.