It's been a long time since I watched kids' TV with my girls, but as I remember it, one of The Wiggles was pretty hot.
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You can't necessarily trust my memory, or my taste.
I don't know which, if any, of The Wiggles might be single, but I'll bet dating would be a problem for them. Imagine bringing one of them home to meet your parents . . .
DAD: Nice to meet you, Murray. What do you do?
MURRAY: I'm a Wiggle.
Silence. Or this . . .
MOM, AT DINNER: Jeff, would you like some more
creamed onions? Jeff? Uh, Jeff?
YOU: It's okay, Mom -- I got this.
WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!
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But worst of all would be going out in public. At a restaurant . . .
YOU: I'm not too hungry. I think I'll just have the
fruit salad . . . oh GAHHH, no DON'T SING! PLEASE!
Or at a club.
ANTHONY: I feel like dancing!
YOU: Oh please, don't point your fingers and do the twist,
Yes, clearly I've spent a great amount of time thinking about this. Next up: WORLD PEACE.
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