A Blasphemous Little Conversation With Chas

Chas: "Did I ever tell you about a guy from my town named Lance? The art major?"

Foolery: "I don't remember."

Chas: "He was a pretty serious artist . . . he majored in art at Cal."

Foolery: "Wow."

Chas: "Anyway, he had an art project due and he was behind, so he just threw something together at the last minute, turned it in, and got really high marks for it."

Foolery: "Figures. What did he make?"

Chas, chuckling: "He made three pieces of toast and spray-painted them green . . .

 

. . . and then he mounted them to a board or something -- I think it was painted red."




Foolery: "What a great concept. Completely ludicrous."

Chas: "Yeah, we all thought it was funny when he told us about it. Probably would've failed if he'd used only TWO pieces of toast."

Foolery: "Yeah, with three it's like a triptych. Oh, snap -- you know what he should have called it, don't you?"

Chas: "What?"

Foolery, in her mind's eye already decorating her special little corner in Hell: "In The Name Of The Father, The Son And The Whole Wheat Toast."

Comments

[gramps]

I would have expected nothing less

[Rick's Cafe]

It'd never work in a CA school - ya know their attitude on "seperation of church and state" :))

[Chesapeake Bay Woman]

Genius. Genius, I tell you.

[foolery]

I suppose, if the paint were kosher, Baroness . . .

[baroness vonb]

A - HA! Here are the two remaining food groups which I have clearly been missing. Can I still eat them if I'm Jewish? Just askin'....

[Laurie Ann]

That's a little bit of awesome. And I kind of like the green toast on the red board. I'd buy that for a dollar.

[noe noe girl]

LOL!! I have your handbasket!
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[Mantel Man]

Part of a complete Dr. Seuss breakfast.