First, some drive-bys:
The White House. Who knew it was so blurry?
The Capital thing-y. I didn't know it was so tippy.
Whatever this one is. They must have marshy soil in D.C. But this next one was our favorite, so we went inside:
The Natural History Museum or, as I prefer to call it, The House That Taxidermy Built. As Chas says, "It's free to get in! Of course, it costs $100 to get out." Rim shot.
A wonderful, memorable trip. I took my first steps on downtown Washington D.C. soil carrying a bag of puke*. Even George Washington can't claim that. Probably.
*I'd say "long story" but it's much more concise to say "mother."