Oh, goody, lookie
what fell out of my inbox today:
Oh super, Jeggings! I get it -- jeans + leggings = JEGGINGS.
And you just know you're gonna see these on some person in the harsh light of some gigantic box store, only they won't be looking nearly this pretty, no sir.
Oh super, Jeggings! I get it -- jeans + leggings = JEGGINGS.
And you just know you're gonna see these on some person in the harsh light of some gigantic box store, only they won't be looking nearly this pretty, no sir.
Send
me all the
nasty e-mails you want -- you know I'm right. The women who SHOULDN'T
wear these
are the first ones who WILL wear these. And the women who CAN wear these
probably still SHOULDN'T. I am 100% certain I WON'T. You're welcome.
Reporting live from Fooleryland, where we keep the sausages on the grill, the muffins in the breadbox, and the camel's toes squarely on the ground.
Hey, the '80s called, they want their jeggings back.
Posted by: Meg | June 26, 2010 at 08:39 AM
I don't care who wears them. They're going to look better than they sound.
Jeggings??
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | June 25, 2010 at 04:17 PM
NOT.
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Posted by: noe noe girl | June 24, 2010 at 06:10 AM
my sister bought something similar (from Nordstrom)for my daughter and was upset when my daughter returned them.
i raised a smart girl.
Posted by: Rocky | June 23, 2010 at 08:47 PM
The thing is, even the girls in the ad look a little HIPPY. And they are MODELS.
These scare me. I am going NO WHERE near these.
Posted by: The Glamorous Life Association | June 23, 2010 at 04:19 PM
A pair of those and pajama jeans and I'm all set
Posted by: grandma j | June 23, 2010 at 06:31 AM
Oh my...
Posted by: Catch the Kids | June 23, 2010 at 04:04 AM
I'm heading off to get me some right now.
Posted by: Cactus Petunia | June 22, 2010 at 09:32 PM
Do they come with stripper glitter?
Posted by: Gubby aka ijefff | June 22, 2010 at 07:37 PM
I'll probably will not get these.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | June 22, 2010 at 07:09 PM
...and where's the zipper?
Posted by: Rick's Cafe | June 22, 2010 at 06:42 PM
I'm confused...aren't these just fancy colored tights?
Posted by: Rick's Cafe | June 22, 2010 at 06:38 PM
Wait. Mental Mama has some? They'll go perfectly with the margarita machine and the karaoke contest. Mental Mama shaking her groove thing in her jeggings. I'm charging the batteries on the videocam as we speak...
Posted by: Chesapeake Bay Woman | June 22, 2010 at 06:14 PM
But if I ever spot a bubble in a pair of them things, I'm doing my best to stand on the other side....
Posted by: boB Cleveland | June 22, 2010 at 05:30 PM
As soon as my mind stops racing through all the really nasty remarks I COULD make, and picturing all the situations I don't want to run the risk of actually SEEING, I may return and put up some SmartRemark that won't get Fooleryland banned from bars & taverns all over the Western world.
Posted by: boB Cleveland | June 22, 2010 at 05:28 PM
But are they anything like Pajama Jeans? https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next
When you're ready to take laziness to the next level...
Posted by: Danielle F. | June 22, 2010 at 04:54 PM
Honestly, NO ONE should wear those. Even those skinny gals have lumpy thighs. Jeggings--well, leggings in general--are just a bad idea all around.
Posted by: Laurie Ann | June 22, 2010 at 04:38 PM
ha! you are sooo right..and i'm sure you can verify this theory with a late night shopping trip to Walmart!
Posted by: Carmen | June 22, 2010 at 04:37 PM
LOL. I have to just come right out and say it. I have some....
Posted by: Mental P Mama | June 22, 2010 at 04:33 PM