Happy birthday! My present to you is:
I did not bring you guinea hens and peacocks for your birthday, in retribution for as payback for in the spirit of all of the lovely live chicken gifts you have bestowed upon my daughters.
Nope, sorry, no guinea fowl at all.
I restrained myself. Happy birthday, Dad, and remember . . . be nice to me, or . . .
(Sound file created by pete668 for The Free Sound Project)