(Original photo used with permission by Alan Light) Steve Martin is already live-blogging the Oscars! Here are two of Steve's entries:
6:36PM: Just took a quick nap during a Best Something montage. To reduce under-eye puffiness, just a dab of meth.
6:40PM: Somebody tells me we're nearly halfway done! To celebrate, a quick haircut.
You really should click over and read the whole thing. Then you won't have to actually watch the Oscars.
I blatantly and remorselessly stole the idea for this post from btrott, so to make nice I am asking my minions to go visit him at stupidfool.org.