"Just a Dab of Meth"

 

(Original photo used with permission by Alan Light) 

Steve Martin is already live-blogging the Oscars! Here are two of Steve's entries:

6:36PM: Just took a quick nap during a Best Something montage. To reduce under-eye puffiness, just a dab of meth.

6:40PM: Somebody tells me we're nearly halfway done! To celebrate, a quick haircut.

You really should click over and read the whole thing.  Then you won't have to actually watch the Oscars.

I blatantly and remorselessly stole the idea for this post from btrott, so to make nice I am asking my minions to go visit him at stupidfool.org.

Comments

[Suz Broughton]

I love Steve Martin.

[Mental P Mama]

LOL. Going there now. I may need to open up a lab for my eyes....