I didn't want to rub spring in anyone's faces, particularly those people who know the business end of a snow shovel, so I have waited about a month to post these blossom photos.
Our spring bloom starts in February with almonds. When that's about done the plum, prune and tulip trees bloom.
(Photo stolen from these guys)So instead, I'm going to tell you about locking one's brothers out of the house.
A major problem with unexploded divas is that over the years they deteriorate, frequently making them more sensitive to disturbance, and therefore more dangerous to handle. There are countless examples of civilians tampering with unexploded divas that are very old -- often with fatal results.
Here is a diva (model Naomi Campbell) during an explosion. Not a pretty sight, and very hazardous to bystanders.
(Naomi Campbell photo stolen from these guys)
If you should happen upon a live and activated unexploded diva -- even one that doesn't appear ancient, or seems minor or of no consequence -- do NOT under any circumstances attempt to take matters into your own hands. Back away slowly, remove any children, cell phones, and pointy umbrellas from the scene, and call the authorities immediately.
Swim is obviously a fan of No Punctuation Wednesdays. Good luck, Swim!
has anyone found a bottle of painkillers? (chico ca)LOST them not too long ago, the names swim, need em back lost around downtown area, if you can please email me about any chance theres a reward if you have them! :)
I thought this was
funny. It's probably just me.
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(Photo stolen from these guys)Part of me is trying so hard to be refined, to have some culture. I was listening to news on the car radio just before I jumped the fence, after all, right? I get my hair cut regularly and chew before swallowing, mostly. But that other part of me is winning, I thought as I narrowly missed stepping in a cow pie. The part that likes "The Simpsons" and playing with those jars of Fart Sludge . . . that part of me is winning the interior struggle.
Academy Award® winner Holly Hunter stars as gutsy Oklahoma City Police Det. Grace Hanadarko, a woman who holds nothing back, whether on the job or in her personal life.
6:36PM: Just took a quick nap during a Best Something montage. To reduce under-eye puffiness, just a dab of meth.
6:40PM: Somebody tells me we're nearly halfway done! To celebrate, a quick haircut.