(AP Photo stolen from Frank Franklin II)
Watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
I know, I know, but until I had to go to the bathroom I was pinned to the couch by Smedley.
"Wow, there are three million people watching this parade!" I said, repeating something one of the silly parade hosts said that wasn't actually drivel.
"How many AREN'T watching?" asked Sparky.
Let Gloria Gaynor sing more! Get Donald McRonald outta there! ACK!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, y'all, and I hope you all survive.