(Original photo stolen from this guy)
She starred in a few Microsoft commercials this summer. Like this one. Isn't it cute?
This is Foolery, rolling her eyes. Isn't she cute? (Please don't judge; I still have sinus issues.)
I hate commercials with cute kids. Not because they're cute, but because though they may be precocious, they have NO IDEA what the words mean that have been stuffed into their mouths. GAG.
Now THIS is more like it. Microsoft came up with a new campaign to market the new Windows 7, and it's absolutely brilliant.
The theme, in case you couldn't spot it, is "I'm A PC And Windows 7 Was My Idea." Why is this brilliant, you ask? (You know you were gonna.) I'll tell you why it's brilliant! (You know I'm gonna.)
Because shortly, when Windows 7 proves to be complicated, bloated, slow, and otherwise problematic in the way of past Windows versions (can you tell I'm not a Microsoft fan? That's okay because Mac isn't paying me and I can say whatever I want), Microsoft can blame everything on all of those PCs out there who "invented" Windows 7.
I'm A Mac, And Windows 7 Was Not My Idea, So Don't Blame Me.