In the beginning, there was light.
Then came fire and pestilence and stuff, I forget the order . . . and then there was a garden. And God looked down and saw the garden and said, "Man, I'm gonna hafta MOW all that -- that's it! MAN."
And Man was created. Followed closely by Woman. And soon there was a Mower.
(Photo stolen from these guys)
And other things, like Boats and Spatulas. And then somebody invented Margaritas, which were naturally followed closely by Computers.
And God looked down and saw that it was Good.
But it could be better. Right? I mean, of course.
So God created The Internet. Sorry, Al Gore; you're a lot of things but you ain't God. And
before God could even say "LET THERE BE BLOGGERS" the People had organized and become Bloggers and then doing stuff just to blog about it and taking photos of it and what-all.
And God was a bit confused, but He saw that it was Good.
So He in His infinite wisdom put the bug in one Blogger's ear and said "LET THERE BE A KICK-ASS PARTY. IF YOU PLAN IT, THEY WILL COME."
And you know what? She did, and They did, and It was, and We were.
Until I clean the bathroom, after which I'll have LOTS to share with you about Chesapeake Bay Blogfest '09 in Mathews VA.