It seems that the Swine Flu
has missed me, at least for the time being. I'm surprised, actually, since the Chicken Pox
got me twice, and who could doubt that Mad Cow Disease
has already made swiss cheese of my gray matter?
The Rhinovirus
is my enemy. Bird Flu
is waiting in the wings, so to speak. I'm just lucky I was sort of a milkmaid as a girl, or Cow Pox
would have taken me out, for sure.
I'm healthy as a horse, actually. I just don't like zoos.
At this point, I'm not sure you're even human anymore!
Posted by: Jason | May 16, 2009 at 01:48 PM
You're silly. ;)
Posted by: Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | May 15, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Your menagerie gives me goose bumps!
Posted by: MomZombie | May 15, 2009 at 07:35 AM
Did you really mean to FERRET out all those fears?
Sorry.
See you later, alli....
(nope .. not gonna do it)
Posted by: Bob Cleveland | May 15, 2009 at 06:43 AM
You're way beyond my punning abilities here.
Posted by: Caution | May 15, 2009 at 06:38 AM
The Hair of the Dog is going to get me;)
Posted by: Mental P Mama | May 15, 2009 at 06:26 AM
Ha! Brill. The cat's pajamas, I always say...
Posted by: Ellie | May 15, 2009 at 06:17 AM
Aw! Looky at all the cute animals.
I just stay hermetically sealed in my house, washing my hands, washing my hands . . .
Posted by: JD at I Do Things | May 15, 2009 at 05:31 AM
Dog gone it, that was just the cat's meow.
My fate will be determined by killer ants who are going to suffocate me in my sleep. The dust mites will hold me down while they do it.
Cat hair will also be involved.
Posted by: Chesapeake Bay Woman | May 15, 2009 at 03:21 AM