Stopping By Perez Hilton on a Snarky Evening

Whose blog this is I think I know.
I thought it was iVillage though;
No one will see me stopping here
To watch the list of comments grow.

My little Mac must think it queer
To stop and read at this site, here
Elijah Wood and Rikki Lake?
I think I need to crack a beer.

I give my sleepy head a shake
I'm sure this stop is a mistake.
I need to dust, I need to sleep
But . . . Brit did WHAT?! . . . I'm such a flake.

The posts are racy, hardly deep.
And I have promises to keep,
And piles of crap I need to sweep,
And piles of crap I need to sweep.




With thanks to perezhilton.com. Original poem stolen from The Poetry Foundation

Robert Frost, “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” from The Poetry of Robert Frost, edited by Edward Connery Lathem. Copyright 1923, �© 1969 by Henry Holt and Company, Inc., renewed 1951, by Robert Frost. Reprinted with the permission of Henry Holt and Company, LLC.

Source: The Random House Book of Poetry for Children (1983)

Comments

[Suz broughton]

Yikes! You are so good. So very good.
Suz

[JD at I Do Things]

HAW! Excellent.

If you ever find yourself stopped at two roads diverged in a yellow wood, make sure you don't take the one marked "D-Listed," or you'll be lost forever.

[MommyTime]

ALso, I'm catching up on my reader, and "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea" deserves to be on Saturday Night Live. I'm just sayin...

[MommyTime]

This is brilliant. Pure and simple.

[Chesapeake Bay Woman]

Why aren't you writing jingles or songs or sit-coms? You'd be great at it. Liked your poem on Bossy too.

I resemble those last few lines, only I'd be saying, "And miles of crap I need to leap. And miles of crap I need to leap." Because I am at the point where I'm just hurdling it now, not sweeping it or picking it up.

[Musing]

That's hilarious.

[Bob Cleveland]

**** green with envy, here****

[Mental P Mama]

Genius. Sheer genius.