Dear Apple . . .

(Logo stolen from iindigo)

My friend Gubby sent me this list last night.  Give it up for Gubby, whatever THAT means, and send Steve Jobs all your best wishes for a full recovery.


Five Reasons Why I Should Be the Interim Apple CEO:
by Gubby


5.  I look good in a black mock-turtle neck.


(Photo stolen from these guys)


4.  I need the Apple employee discount to buy my next iMac.


(Photo stolen from this guy)


3.  I have a greying beard and wear small round wire glasses.


(Photo stolen from these guys)


2.  I was once fired by my grandma from a job.

Download Crickets_28aug07


and the number 1 reason why I should be the interim Apple CEO...
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1.  Never in my life have I been described as gaunt.



(Original photo stolen from Apple)


Get well soon Steve!!

Comments

[Rick's Cafe]

Seems as if I might have developed a bit of a reputation, hmmmmmmmmmm.
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.....but now that were speaking of hummers, let me tell ya a story...:)

Actually I'm currently standing by my desk, moving my arms around in large circles while clapping. ....Yes, I'm giving Gubby a round of applause. YEA!

[Chesapeake Bay Woman]

My understanding of "giving it up" for Gubby is it's either applauding or marauding,
and in either case naked women are involved.

(I'll wait here until RC types a response. The mere thought of naked women, which by the way have nothing to do with your post but may have something to do with giving it up for Gubby, is enough to have RC busy typing a response all night long.) : )

-Cheeky (with apologies for utilizing so much real estate and not really contributing anything - it's my specialty)

[imom]

I need the employee discount to purchase a mac book! Seriously I sending healing thoughts Steve's way!

[Bob Cleveland]

I think I heard Steve Jobs had an occurrence of pancreatic cancer in 2004. It is, apparently, back.

[Mental P Mama]

Isn't that sad? I wonder what he has....

[Rick's Cafe]

Ditto!
(love the crickets too)