Gubby's brother Dan is known for his ability to describe people.
Usually this involves complicated hybrids of celebrities, animals and
cartoons, but he has a knack for it. Little does Dan know, but I have
always had a penchant for that same descriptive nonsense, though I make
no claims as to my prowess. For instance, I once worked with a smarmy
waiter who literally wore white loafers with neither socks nor a shred
of irony. I described him as a cross between Herb Tarlek (from the TV
show "WKRP in Cincinnati") and Big Bird, plus a couple of "Lawrence
Welk Show" crooners thrown in for good measure. For those of you
playing at home, that would look like
So here's Dan's take on a current event.
+ "Spencer For Hire"
= Corrupt Governor
And all I have to say about that is, Better a receding hairline than an advancing one.