"Hi, I'm Dr. Drew Pinsky from VH1's 'Celebrity Rehab,' and I --"
"Hey, you're Dr. Drew! Aloha, Dr. Drew!"
"Aloha, Jeff. Now, as I was saying, at 'Celebrity Rehab,' I see a lot of --"
"Duuuude, you're EVERYWHERE right now. You must be totally tired, dude. Wanna party with us? All you need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and you'll be fine."
"Now, Jeff, have you been burning the ganga again? Smoking a fatty? Sparking up a doob?"
"Dr. Drew, I cannot tell a lie. No. But would you like some of this tasty pizza which I just happened to order?"
"Yeah, I'll have some pizza."
"And don't bogart the beer, Spicoli."
"Dude, I did NOT just say that! That does NOT leave this room!"
"And that's why it would be NO FUN to be Dr. Drew Pinsky."
Dr. Drew. I bet that he's no fun to drink with. I bet that he keeps the check book balanced though.
That's no fun.
Posted by: Liz Jones | October 30, 2008 at 09:37 AM
Who knew Dr. Drew and Mr. Hand were tight.
All they need is Jimmy Getzoff for a party.
Posted by: mommypie | October 29, 2008 at 08:58 PM
Awesome! I bet he has a vice. He can't be around all those effed up people all the time and not self medicate somehow.
Posted by: Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy | October 29, 2008 at 08:32 PM
I would totally bone Dr. Drew.
(Did I really just write that?)
(And on a family blog, no less?)
I'll just move it on out now. No need to see me to the door.
Posted by: San Diego Momma | October 29, 2008 at 07:47 PM
I'm glad you took "your time" to post this...isn't it now "our time?"
Posted by: Suz Broughton @ Alive in Wonderland | October 29, 2008 at 11:44 AM
That was funny AND disturbing.
I kinda have a thing for Dr. Drew. Don't tell anyone though, okay?
Posted by: Da Goddess | October 29, 2008 at 01:57 AM
Your blog has been Booed! Come get your Boo Now!
Posted by: Drama Mama | October 28, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Wow...umm...whatever you're taking, you need to adjust the dosage. Or, you know, next time you paint indoors, open a window.
Snort.
Cute post...
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Posted by: Kyddryn | October 28, 2008 at 08:25 AM
Dude. Being Dr. Drew sucks.
Posted by: KD @ A Bit Squirrelly | October 28, 2008 at 06:31 AM
LOL - funny post. Well worth the effort!
Posted by: Tammy | October 28, 2008 at 06:25 AM
I really want to get the Dr. Drew reference, but being British, I swear I never seen him apart from in Dawson's Creek. I really don't want to have to admit that.
Posted by: Raz | October 28, 2008 at 06:08 AM