("Woman Writing Letters" by Charles Dana Gibson stolen from this site)
Thank you for the very funny Obama t-shirt photo you e-mailed me. I think you should know that it brought some unintended consequences. The photo arrived while Smedley was sitting near the computer. "Hey, that had a bad word on it," she said.
"Yeah, I know, and I shouldn't have opened it in front of you, but --"
"It said 'chill the f--"
"HEY! Don't repeat it!"
"But it said 'chill the f&*# out!' That's a bad word! That's --"
"SMEDLEY! Stop it. Stop saying it. I KNOW what it said, but just STOP IT. If you say it again you're in trouble."
Smedley is seven. I was 27 before I knew the F-word, I'm pretty sure. Thank you for your help in this matter. I'm e-mailing your dog naked Sarah Palin pictures.
(Sarah Palin photo stolen from this site; T-shirt photo provided by Gubby)