BLOGGYWOOD -- Foolery test-fired more long-range missiles overnight in a second round of exercises meant to show that the blog can defend itself against any attack by other nearby blogs, state television reported Thursday. The weapons have "special capabilities" and included missiles launched from Foolery's driveway, along with torpedoes and surface-to-surface missiles, the broadcast said. It did not elaborate. A brief video clip showed several of Foolery's most recent attempts.
The report came hours after Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice warned Foolery that Washington will not back down in the face of threats against, oh, say, Letter W.
"We are sending a message to Foolery that we will defend blogging interests and the interests of Mommy Pie, Confused Hero At Large, and others," Rice said Thursday in Georgia at the close of a three-day Eastern European trip.
The director of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency, Lt. Gen. Henry Obering, said Foolery's missile tests have emphasized the urgency of going ahead with plans to place a proposed U.S. missile defense system in Bloggywood.
Among the missiles Foolery said she tested Wednesday was a new version of the Huminah-Huminah-Huminah, which officials have said has a range of 1,250 words and is armed with a really snarky rant.
Wednesday's missile tests were conducted at the corner of Geez and Oh My GAHH, a strategic super-secret location through which up to 40 percent of the world's bullshit passes. Foolery has threatened to shut down traffic wherever her influence might reach, which could include 6th Avenue, if attacked.
In other news, Foolery has 22 minutes to decide how to spend the last 22 minutes of her 42nd year. She has ruled out watching her age roll over on her long-neglected MySpace page, as that would be pathetic, and besides? That was SO two years ago. She's thinking that maybe wrestling with Typepad's fancy-schmancy new compose editor is just the ticket.