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suburban kamikaze |
February 17, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Ha Dora the explorer, Saturday Night Live did a skit like Dora it's funny I had to find it and copied a link here so you can check it out.
The last picture looks like a Dora's mommy's aid, and I don't know what it's called in Spanish ;)
February 16, 2008 at 08:34 PM
I'm still laughing over this post. You have no idea how I loathe that %$^&*! Dora. She shouts every single line like a Pop Warner cheerleader. And the songs? "I'm the map, I'm the map . . ." "Backpack! Backpack!" I'm convinced that somewhere in Japan, these songs throw some viewers into an epileptic fit.
The Mom Bomb |
February 14, 2008 at 07:14 AM
It's all a plot by Vincente Fox. The marketers planned it that way. It's a move to take over the US, women first. It injects a mind control drug.
So, what do thing the odds are that at least one chickie was sitting at home alone just sort of staring at little Dora there and just finally decided "awww, what the hell"?
Snorpht AquaPoot |
February 14, 2008 at 05:46 AM
Hiya Poots! Just betting that you've never intentionally purchased any phallic -- I mean BLATANTLY phallic -- toys for the Little Pootstress, right? The fact that none of the test marketers thought the shape a bit off-putting is DISTURBING.
DISTURBING. I said it again. MWAHH!
February 13, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Snorpht AquaPet er , ahhhhh.....AquaPoot |
February 13, 2008 at 12:59 PM
OMG, I remember when that toy came out, I was thinking..."Uh, no". That's it, just NO.
Thankfully we're completely done with Dora and have moved on to other horrific crap on TV.
February 13, 2008 at 11:01 AM
What the hell is an Aquapet anyways? It looks like the last picture will make you scream in spanish as well.
Disturbing! But funny as hell. :)
Ava Von Snarky |
February 13, 2008 at 09:31 AM
If you 'don't know what to say after that last picture', may I suggest....
Ride'm CoooooowBoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Then curry me down."
Diego the Dago |
February 13, 2008 at 08:54 AM
Yes, I speak a little Spanish and I can barely understand her...and it's not that I learned from someone with a different accent or something...it's that I learned from someone who didn't SHRIEK every single word he spoke. I take consolation from the fact that I sometimes can't understand her in English either. And I speak that purty good. Which is why I get it that Son counts in Spanish like this: 'uno, dos, tres, cor-tro, saayz, sink-to, och-to, say-tay, nine, day-ays.' And yet I'm grateful that at least he knows there are other languages than English. And he does seem to get that SCREAM isn't another language. So that's something. But I don't think Dora gets credit for that. I think that part is in spite of Dora. But without her, how would I find the time to comment here? :)
February 13, 2008 at 08:30 AM
Hmmm... What is there to say after that last picture? Culturally diverse indeed.
Jessica Keith |
February 13, 2008 at 07:36 AM
Hmmmm Dora, a toy for the (w)hole family.
I hate the [A REALLY SPECIAL SENTIMENT THAT THE PUSHY MANAGEMENT PREFERS TO KEEP ALL TO HERSELF, SORRY] and I'd [DO SOMETHING] if my kid didn't actually learn a lot from that taco bending [TERM OF ENDEARMENT].
[SORRY, POOTS -- A LITTLE OVER MY LINE TODAY]
O, and Good Morning, Ladies.........
Poots Caps Dora the Ho'ra |
February 13, 2008 at 06:20 AM
You know... I did want to comment and now I've changed my mind. Um.... yeah... still no. But thanks!
February 12, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Oh. My. God. Really? Really??
When I got to the bottom of this post, I laughed out loud.
I hope we're past the Dora stage now, because I may never be able to watch it again. You've scarred me.
Shade and Sweetwater,
February 12, 2008 at 06:15 PM
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