This really says it all. I have no future as a writer, unless I'm willing to write Janet and mark episodes.
I am! I am! Janet, call me!
If you don't believe I rated that high, go here and check it out for yourself. Just paste in the address of the site you want to check. I'm just going to sit here and cry softly for a while.









Dear Swams, I'm checking this Janet out. Does she pay per vowel? I can write, see me write.
I wonder if Janet is an uderstanding type of soul. Go Janet Go!! Swams, you're much too good for Janet. She don't know crooked letter, crooked letter, from hump back letter. Every one knows it spelled Misisipsi, except Janet.
Love,
Inger
Posted by: Inger of the Muellenburg Clan | November 23, 2007 at 08:42 AM
Don't despair. You're in good company: I think even the NY Times is written with the vocabulary of an 11 or 12 year old. You're just compensating for your mentally challenged readership.
Posted by: The Mom Bomb | November 20, 2007 at 07:31 AM
No! NO !!! Don't do Janet and Mark; those old books teach kids how to talk in a completely incomprehensible manner. I already have enough trouble understanding your girls.
"See, Janet. See the squirrel." Now who talks like that? We read those books as kids; I later became a journalist, and you became a blogger. Again I say, don't do it.
"Perish, Swami. Perish the thought."
Posted by: Mantel Man | November 20, 2007 at 07:13 AM