Have you seen this yet? Get some eye drops, and maybe some Tums, 'cause this one's gonna hurt. Excerpted from this Reuters article (the notations in red are mine, all mine, baby):
By Dana Ford
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As lawyers for Britney Spears and her ex-husband fought a court battle over custody of their two young sons [the battle may be OVER their two young sons, but it’s FOR show], a publisher said on Friday that the pop star's mother is writing a book about parenting.
[Get up, go to the bathroom, throw up a little, have a shot of whiskey, kick a puppy – whatever it takes to suspend disbelief long enough to read the next paragraph]
Religious publisher Thomas Nelson said it will publish "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World," by Lynne Spears. Nelson spokesman Curt Harding [how’d you like to have THIS guy’s job today?] said the book, to be out next spring, will be about Lynne Spears' raising three children and will have a religious element [yeah, and Baghdad has QUITE a religious element, but it doesn’t make it wholesome, and I wouldn’t wanna go there].
Feel free to read the rest by your lonesomes. I have to go throw up a little.