Memorable Business Names

One of our sales reps just stumbled in the door giggling like a little girl.  He could barely stop laughing long enough to tell me why.  Now, if you think there's a chance you'll find this offensive, stop reading now.

 

My rep had just seen a car carrier truck, and the name emblazoned on the side of the truck was CAMEL TOWING.  If that's not funny to you, never mind.

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Another favorite business name that any normal person would never forget (but for which I always have to call Chas for a reminder) was that of a local colon therapist:  Process of Elimination.  Her slogan was "We Bring Out The Worst In You!"

 

Some other favorite names include Murder Burger, in Davis, California -- "So Good They're To Die For" -- Linoleum Dick's in Campbell, California (if they have a slogan I don't know it; I prefer to make up my own), and CUSTOMER ONLY USE TOILET, a Chinese restaurant in Vallejo, I think, many years ago.  At least, that appeared to be the name of the place.


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Comments

[Anthony]

Heard an advertisement on the radio for

"Rob O Bank" lol

[JustJessie]

Mine's not a name, but the Decatur Radiator Company here in town has a great slogan "Best place in town to take a leak!"

[Jeff Culbreath]

I don't have any clever business names, but Wolfe Electric has a catchy slogan: "Let us remove your shorts."

[foolery]

Hey Rachel! Thanks for playing. I shall award you a virtual reality prize: two unchewed and only slighty furry Chiclets from the bottom of my tote bag, and a metal pencil sharpener shaped like a T-Rex.

E-mail me when you can and let us know what you're up to, okay?

[rackletang]

Cousin Rachel here. Before I moved to the Pacific Northwest, I was unaware of the portable potty company here called "Honey Bucket." Not a scary name on its own, but when you think about what it's a bucket *of*... well, ew.