Another lazy night, after a long day, so I'm pulling an e-mail from last year out of retirement. I'll get more creative in a few days.
Smedley, dictating what to name her computer drawing:
"Call it 'Frosty and His Wife.'"
"Honey, you already have a drawing saved called 'Frosty and His Wife.' The computer won't let you have two with that name. Why don't we call it 'Mr. and Mrs. Snowman'?"
"No, just 'Frosty the Snowman.' His honey just stands there and says nothing."
So much for the feminist movement.